On the Topic of Advertising... Let's Buy Into This Image

If you sit down and think about it, guitar players are a dime a dozen. It seems like everywhere you go, you don't have to look too far to find a guitar, and find someone that is anxious to play it for you. I know, I myself fall into this category. One of the masses, but hey, I enjoy it.

Every once in a while comes an invention that changes the world of guitars for the elite. An approach that sets apart the true maniacal metal genius, from the little boys that just like to play air guitar in thier zebra tights. The Alesis XGuitar is this breath of fresh air in the basement suite of any aspiring metal home recording artist. Set this axe up on it stand next to the wood paneling falling off the wall behind your computer and you are set. The world is yours for the taking, now take it by storm.

*(The family portrayed in the picture, in no way depicts any possible outcomes from use of this particular product. I just found it as entertaining as the advert for the said apparatus)